#1 The day you teach your 2 year old how to blow his nose, you feel like you've hit the lottery.
#2 You yearn for the day your baby sleeps through the night, then, when they finally do, you're up every few hours checking on them to makes sure they're ok.
#3 You never thought you would clap and cheer over a toilet full of poo, as you do when potty training.
#4 If you happen to lay on the floor, you suddenly open yourself up to being a jungle gym and a horse.
#5 Your once sensitive gag reflex disappears. See #3.
#6 At one time you could sleep through a thunder storm and sirens, and now the pitter patter of tiny feet coming down the hall wake you.
#7 You've traded your purse with an arsenal of make-up and hair accessories, for a diaper bag with an arsenal of diapers, wipes, sanitizer, binkis and toys.
#8 There is no need for a tv, because your kids are enough entertainment.
#9 Your heart swells when your baby wakes up from his nap, and beams at you with his sleepy-eyed smile, rosy cheeks and messed up hair.
#10 You say things like: "No head-butting at the dinner table," "Stop kicking your brother in the head," and, "If you throw one more thing in the toilet...."
#11 You clean all day, but your house is still trashed.
#12 There is no better smell in this universe, than the top of your baby's head.
#13 You finally realize how much your own mom loves you.